Me: It would be cute if they made a Nicki Minaj Barbie.
The Girl: Hell naw.
Me: But they don’t have enough Black Barbies for little girls.
The Girl: With that big ass fake butt.
The Girl: What does she represent? Hoeing, and a dick in the butt.
Me: oh yeah, I think I lost my mind for a minute.
…Another Wow Moment.
Taking off your Earth clothes: getting undressed
Me: I have high anxiety I don’t know why I can’t fall asleep.
My Nigga: Maybe it’s a full moon.
Me: Oh is it?
My Nigga: I don’t know. How do you find out?
Me: maybe we should Google it.